procrastinating

procrastination is
the thief of time
everyone knows that;
still,
everyone procrastinates
and hibernates

everyone?
or is it just me??

forgetting

allah blessed us with memory
and rememberance

but,
there are things u wanna forget
which haunts u day and nite
but they stayed still and tight

there are other things u wanna remember
yet, u cant ring a bell.

complicated, kan?

LINTAH

next time u beli kangkung or makan kangkung kat kedai
jangan makan batang kangkung. saniah kata ada kawan dia kata
ada sorang kawan punya anak sakit n muntah2 lepas makan kangkung sotong.
bila masih tak tau punca, doc buat xray, tgk2 dalam perut dia lintah
dah beranak pinak and dan hisap darah budak tu
Khaili kata, lintah ni, walaupun di celur, masih lagi hidup
dan cepat sangat2 membiak. Akhir cerita, budak tu mati, dah kena isap darah oleh beratus2 ekor lintah dalam badan dia.

satu kes lagi, seorang penternak lintah.
lepas mengerjakan kolam lintah, dia bersihkan diri dan masuk rumah untuk makan.
Malangnya, dibawah kuku dia terdapat telor lintah yang dia tak sedar, termakan sekali.
Telor lintah membiak dengan cepat dalam perut dia, dan tak dapat diselamatkan.

so, next time makan kangkung kat kedai,
hati2 ye.
tak pun, jgn makan kangkung lah.

do not back-bite

Narrated AbuBarzah al-Aslami:
The Prophet (peace be upon him) said:
O community of people, who believed by their tongue,
and belief did not enter their hearts, do not back-bite Muslims,
and do not search for their faults, for if anyone searches for their faults,
Allah will search for his fault, and if Allah searches for the fault of anyone,
He disgraces him in his house. - Sunan of Abu Dawood

happy birthday sis

people say
we look alike
but not to me
u look better
fairer
sweeter
and of course 12 years younger
happy birthday dear

what im trying to say is
i look good, fair, sweet n young..
hahaha..being cheeky

walaupun

walaupun hati tercedera
kerana teguran berjela-jela
bab makan jangan kira
sentiasa je berselera

ayam rendang, ikan goreng cabai n lemak petola
kena sangat dengan taste orang kuala,
tq saniah, knasri, cik wan, n gk bahasa,
belanja lagi kalau ada duit n masa.

prayers for ida

ida, apa yang terjadi bagi le tau,
we will all pray for u,
theres no need to feel malu
anything can happen to anyone, anytime.
anywhere,
Allah is testing u,
and all of us too.
all the best to u.

do they

do they really?
like each other?
joshua n sofea?

jangan makan without permission

makan-makan not allowed
in staffroom anymore,
so frens, dont bring any more food
unless you have asked for permisiion
tau..!

stupid answer

when asked where is my nametag
i said it s in my bag
felt like a stupid old fag
wished i had my mouth gagged

but then again
isnt that question strange?

it hurts my alter ego
i shud just let it go

kaki oh kaki

someone asked me,
kaki sakit lagi?
and i..
sanggup sakit hari-hari
crazy...

to zukei

thank you zukei
for the cempedak u gave me

potluck

semalam
wan bawak nasi beriani
arini
kakzah bawak nasi lemak +
khaili buat chicken chop
esok
kelab guru buat jamuan
farewell untuk pakya
khamis
guru2 kanan +saniah
buat kenduri
jumaat
sape pulak?
puasa start ari sabtu kan?

tahniah, tahniah, tahniah

guru kanan bahasa, pak lah
guru kanan sains, cik wan
guru kanan teknik/vok - en khairunnasri
tahniah,
selamat menjalankan tugas
dengan telus dan berdedikasi..

pakya

pakya dah jadi pk koko
kat STAR ipoh.

baju raya tak de

malas nak raya
akak wont be here

Nabilah Sidek

my niece graduated
on her birthday
15 August
double celebration
congratulations n jubilations
waiting for 3rd celebration
when will that be?
Nabilah?

H1N1

to protect yourself
baca al mathurat
morning n nite
insyaallah u will be alright

nabil

nabil balik lambat
umi riso
abah riso
kakak riso
abe je tak riso

to aimran

tahniah le dah jadi
pk koku
tak lama lagi
jadi pengetua

happy ending

aton dtg sekolah
dah happy
her other half dah apologize
semua org lega
when she cried
everybody nampak stressed
semua tertanya2
and tried to help
tu sebab i syg sgt staff clifford
caring...

kroni

ingat ke dlm politik je ada main kroni2 ni
kat sekolah lagi hebat rupanya

with u, of u

those who gossip with u
will gossip of u

sceptic or believer?

are you...
a believer or a sceptic
in Malaysian politics?

owh...
just forget it
that i bring up the topic..

tuan haji said

tuan haji shah said
the vietnamese
wore their wives' bra
as their mask
i wonder
aren't bras
much much more expensive?

the best mask of all

blue, green or white,
flat or bowl
bowl shape..it looks awful
cheap or expensive
bought or given free
bought? where?
pharmacies seemed to be outta stock
cover your nose and mouth
and when respiration becomes hard
some pulled under the chin,
the bowl, over their head
and then they look like
confused punjabis...
some ladies
wear purdahs,
not for vanity,
but the mask is outta stock
the best mask of all
is ayub's,
the riders' mask..
red n black..

my gal

she called me at school
asking for my blog's password
hours later
i signed in
for new posts
every word i typed
transliterated to telugu!!
naughty kan...

swear

a friend said
a very nice friend said,
babi punya babi
for
causing the flu...

4:78

wheresoever you may be,
death will overtake you
even if you are in fortresses
built up strong and high!
alquran:4:78

ది వే

happy birthday jan

today is my little sister's birthday,
born in 1973
i was in year 5,
had wanted a younger sis
ever since i knew the existence of younger ones
the 1st younger bro when i was 5 years old
the 2nd when i was 7
the third bro, i was 9
knowing it was a boy,
i cried, and gave up hoping
when she came, i was 11
too big, and she? too small
a tiny living thing
how do you play 'zero point'
and sepak yem
and galah panjang, together?
coz when she turned 11
i was already 22..hehe
happy birthday jan, luv u.

mizi janji, mizi kata

mizi janji
nak blanje chicken chop
coz i kept his secret..
will tell no one mizi,
tapi perjanjian ada dateline..
till end of syaaban je eh..

mizi kata kak zah yg kena blanje
sebab pakai kete camry baru..
so, apa dah jadi dengan secret u mizi?
can i tell kak zah?

luv u

my daughter is gonna leave me
for a good cause
to egypt
for 6 years
im gonna miss her terribly..
luv u dear.

RM299.00

end of last year
i bought myself a handbag
at sogo
branded ooo...sach..
price? rm299.00
after a week,
the skin underneath peeled
i stopped using for a while
now, im using it again
it peeled all over
felt like throwing it
into The Perak River!!!!!!

Life's Lesson No. 1

There once was a bunch of tiny frogs,
who arranged a running competition.
The goal was to reach the top of a very high tower.
A big crowd had gathered around the tower to see the race and cheer on the contestants
The race began
Honestly:
No one in crowd really believed that the tiny frogs would reach the top of the tower.
You heard statements such as:
"Oh, WAY too difficult!!"
"They will NEVER make it to the top."
or:
"Not a chance that they will succeed. The tower is too high!"
The tiny frogs began collapsing. One by one......
Except for those, who in a fresh tempo, were climbing higher and higher...
The crowd continued to yell,
"It is too difficult!!! No one will make it!"
More tiny frogs got tired and gave up... ...
But ONE continued higher and higher and higher...
This one wouldn't give up!
At the end everyone else had given up climbing the tower.
Except for the one tiny frog who, after a big effort,
was the only one who reached the top!
THEN all of the other tiny frogs naturally wanted to know how this one frog managed to do it?
A contestant asked the tiny frog how he had found the strength to succeed and reach the goal?
It turned out...
That the winner was DEAF!!!!
The wisdom of this story is:
Never listen to other people's tendencies to be negative or pessimistic......
because they take your most wonderful dreams and wishes away from you-
the ones you have in your heart!
Always think of the power words have.
Because everything you hear and read will affect your actions!
Therefore:
ALWAYS be...POSITIVE!
And above all:
Be DEAF when people tell YOU that you cannot fulfill your dreams!
Always think:
God and I can do this!
Tell this to 5 "tiny frogs" you care about.
Give them some motivation!!!
Most people walk in and out of your life......
but FRIENDS leave footprints in your heart

kaki and kasut

tak reti nak ukur kasut di kaki sendiri
thats me
i suka chic shoes
tapi kaki tak bleh terima
kaki i prefer flat shoes,
i degil
tetap pakai heeled shoes
now..
kaki sakit
dah berbulan
padan muka
semalam pegi hospital, nak get treatment
waited among suspected H1N1 patients
doktor suruh buat ujian darah
eh??? bukan ke patut xray je?

black camry

my best friend just bought a black camry.
wow.. AGW101.
i naik semalam.
rasa macam dalam airplane lak,
the ride is smooth,
comfortable.
well, she deserves all the best things in life.

teknik menjawab pmr

to peh kim hock,
the talk you gave yesterday was very good,
informative and entertaining
my students of form three and even teachers
enjoyed it.
thank you peh
u r one of helluva person!!

hujan

a friend taught me this..
bila hujan,
wudhu,
baca surah at-takwir
then doa,
insya allah makbul.

if not at home,
or if the Al quran is inaccessible,
just doa
is good enough.